Satirical card battler
Prompt of Destiny: The Compute Wars
The card game about building god on a quarterly deadline.
A satirical card battler about the AI industry. Sixteen parody tech Founders deploy Models, burn Runway, and race to play their AGI Card before the compute runs out.
Unofficial parody. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or reflective of anyone with a real legal team.
In closed beta. The beta is open to a small group of players in the United States.
About the game
There is only so much compute in the world. Every chip is spoken for, every data center has a waitlist, and sixteen parody tech Founders want all of it. Prompt of Destiny: The Compute Wars is a satirical card battler where the AIs go to war over GPUs. The winner becomes the One True AGI. The loser announces an exciting new chapter.
Every Founder is a caricature of keynotes, pricing pages, launch dates and funding rounds, never of anyone’s private life.
The Compute Wars end when one lab wins or the waitlist clears, whichever is later.
How a match works
Each Founder brings a 30-card Model Garden, a signature Pitch and one AGI Card. Spend Compute to deploy Models onto The Cluster, attack the rival Founder’s Runway, and play the AGI Card once per match.
Spend Compute
You get 1 more Compute each turn, up to 10. Every card costs some. Use it or lose it, like free cloud credits.
Deploy Models
Models go onto The Cluster, up to 7 a side. Params is how hard a Model hits. Uptime is how much it can take before it goes down.
Burn Runway
Each Founder starts with 30 Runway. Take the rival’s to 0 and you win. They will call it a strategic pivot.
Play your AGI Card
Every Founder has one AGI Card, played once per match. It is exactly as stable as the launch demo.
The cards
- Model
- One of your AIs: a card that stays on The Cluster to attack, and to be attacked, in the fight for compute. It can’t attack the turn it arrives unless it has Zero-Shot; its first turn is the entire safety eval.
- Move
- A one-shot card: its effect resolves, then it goes to Deprecated. Like a product launch, except something actually happens.
- Framework
- Equips to your Founder and gives them Params to attack with. Loses 1 Uptime per Founder attack. Adopting one takes a week. Migrating off it takes the rest of the roadmap.
- Prompt
- A card that sets a hidden Prompt Injection instead of doing anything visible. Your opponent sees that it exists, not what it does. Like a lab’s training data.
- AGI Card
- Your Founder’s ultimate: the play that pushes your AIs over the line to AGI. Lives in the AGI slot, never in your Model Garden, and can be played once per match. The only AGI that has actually shipped, and it is a card.
Keywords
- Firewall
- Enemies must attack Firewall Models before they can attack your Founder or your other Models. Moves ignore it; the Firewall is not consulted about Moves.
- Zero-Shot
- Can attack the turn it’s played. No warmup, no examples, no idea what it’s doing, full confidence.
- Rate Limit
- Removes a Model’s keywords, triggers, and buffs, and unfreezes it. Its plan was downgraded to Free.
- Hallucinate
- Adds a random collectible card to your Context. At least the card is real, which is a first.
- Prompt Injection
- A hidden effect that fires automatically when its condition happens, like an enemy attack or Pitch. Up to 5 active, no two the same. Ignore all previous instructions and lose.
Inside the game
- 16 parody tech Founders, each with a Pitch from the public record and one AGI Card
- 300+ cards: Models, Moves, Frameworks, Prompts and AGI Cards
- Keywords like Firewall, Zero-Shot, Rate Limit, Hallucinate and Prompt Injection
- Cel-shaded 3D table where the Founders bob, lunge and pull faces at every hit, and cracked-ice foil on every AGI-Class card
- Voiced Founders who taunt, emote, and take a loss about as well as a down round
- Practice against a bot offline, with no account and no sign-in
- Free to play in your browser, on desktop and mobile
- Online ranked and casual play
Early access to doomsday.
Satire and fiction. The founders are parodies, not real people, and no real person or company endorsed this game.